So after this random guy walks up to the doorway of my room and asks if he could have a fork and spoon...

Me: Who was that?
Michelle: A guy from my class. His name is Dan.
Winnie: He went to my high school.
Michelle: He smokes weed in the back.
Chris: I roll it for him.
Michelle: Chris!
Chris: What? Everyone was being friendly with him so I wanted to be friends too.
Michelle: Okay, then say something better.
Chris: Okay. I sold it to him.