After Bixler throws himself into the trunk of Michelle's car, even though I had already volunteered to sit in the trunk...

Bix: I need to get deodorant.
Michelle: Me too!
[Someone]: Well, it's a good thing we're going to Wegmans before the banquet.
Bix: Well, I was just planning on wearing cologne.
Michelle: Oh the one that Tammy said she liked? It means she likes you.
Me: Why do you keep trying to throw boys at me?
Bix: Because if you don't meet someone in college, you're never going to meet someone - look at Pam.