We've been doing nothing for the past hour. Christina is laying down and Pam's sitting, just playing with her phone...

Me: Really, guys? Really? All we're going to do is sit and stare at our phones? Is that what I have to look forward to when I graduate - sitting, staring at my phone, and sleeping??
Pam: Hey, you make us sound so pathetic. You jerk! Is that how you respect your elders??