So Pam tells me that she wants me to help her think of a reading goal for the year..

Me: You know, I haven't read any of C.S. Lewis's books yet. Actually, no, I lied. I read the first two books of The Chronicles of Narnia, but those don't really count because they're not his more theological books. But I have The Screwtape Letters at school, so I'll read that when I go back.
Pam: Yeah, you have that book and all those other books of mine at school.
Me: Like what?
[She pauses]
Pam: Oh. Nevermind they're books that are yours that I want.